Man and the Cat

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A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away and the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jenny, is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that CAT on the phone, I am lost and I need directions back home."

 

Comments 

 
0 #5 stux 2013-07-05 09:26
hahaha
 
 
+2 #4 Dennis 2012-11-19 15:32
that's so funny
 
 
-1 #3 IMMY 2011-11-03 08:31
he he heeeeeeeeeeeeee !!1
 
 
+1 #2 Bryan 2011-07-12 14:46
hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha h
 
 
0 #1 Mike 2010-09-29 13:28
Gee, that was really crazy funny, LOL
 

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