Zulu Scientist

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After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

 

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fiber, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Sowetan newspaper from Johannesburg, South Africa reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Zulu scientists have found absolutely nothing. They concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology."

 

 

Comments 

 
+3 #4 Charlie 2013-10-25 20:48
Hahahahahahahah a lmao got to love the Zulu's lol
 
 
-24 #3 Michelle 2012-12-21 02:48
that doesn't even make sense because US scientists did not have ancestors that far back in North American history, unless they were "Indian"/native american doctors but then those doctors are called medicine men and they are real scientists
 
 
+11 #2 Roction 2012-11-16 11:07
Now that's what's I love SA even more...It's more advanced
 
 
+8 #1 Sbongile 2012-10-09 12:14
way to go guyz '''
 

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