Robert Mugabe, George Bush and Queen Elizabeth died, and they all went to hell. While in hell Bush asked the devil to give him permission to make a phone call to America and find out how things are, the Devil agreed and he made his phone call and the devil charged him $100 000.
The Queen also made a request to make a call to England she was permitted and charged 50 000 pounds.
Mugabe decided to make a call to Zimbabwe, after his call he was charged only one zim dollar. He asked the devil how come he was charged so low. The devil replied "No my friend your call was not expensive as it was a local call".